The 1887 World Cup Sweepstake

⏱️ Full time: Iran 2–2 New Zealand. Honours even.

⚽ 54' — Elijah Just equalises. Iran 2–2 New Zealand. Miles Smith breathes again.

⚽ Mohammad Mohebbi makes it 2–2. Back level. Miles Smith is off the floor.

🟨 A mistimed challenge, a yellow card, and now Ehsan Hajisafi is walking a tightrope for Iran. Miles Smith watching nervously.

⚽ M. Mohebi makes it 2–2. Back level. Miles Smith is off the floor.

⚽ 54' — E. Just. New Zealand lead 1–2. Miles Smith is grinning.

🔔 Half time. Iran and New Zealand locked at 1–1.

⚽ R. Rezaeian makes it 1–1. Back level. Miles Smith is off the floor.

⚽ 7' — Elijah Just equalises. Iran 1–1 New Zealand. Miles Smith breathes again.

⚽ Ramin Rezaeian makes it 1–1. Back level. Miles Smith is off the floor.

⚽ E. Just puts New Zealand ahead. 0–1. Miles Smith is delighted.

⚽ We're off. Iran vs New Zealand. Miles Smith, Miles Smith will be watching.

⚽ Iran vs New Zealand is up next at 02:00. Call it.

📋 New Zealand lineup confirmed. Max Crocombe, Tim Payne, Finn Surman, Michael Boxall, Liberato Cacace, Joe Bell, Marko Stamenić, Callum McCowatt, Sarpreet Singh, Elijah Just, Chris Wood

📋 Iran teamsheet is out. Alireza Beiranvand, Ramin Rezaeian, Ali Nemati, Shoja Khalilzadeh, Milad Mohammadi, Aria Yousefi, Saman Ghoddos, Saeid Ezatolahi, Mohammad Mohebi, Shahriar Moghanlou, Mehdi Taremi

⚽ M. Araujo makes it 1–1. Back level. Tyler Salter is off the floor.

🔔 Half time: Saudi Arabia 1–0 Uruguay. Anthony Stone's Saudi Arabia are ahead. 45 minutes to hold on.

🟨 A. Al Amri goes into the referee's notebook for Saudi Arabia. Anthony Stone suddenly looking up the suspension rules.

⚽ 41' — A. Al Amri equalises. Saudi Arabia 0–0 Uruguay. Anthony Stone breathes again.

🏟️ Saudi Arabia vs Uruguay has started. Anthony Stone, Tyler Salter — this is your moment.

🏟️ Coming up at 23:00: Saudi Arabia vs Uruguay. Who wins?

⏱️ Belgium and Egypt share the points. 1–1.

📋 Uruguay lineup confirmed. Fernando Muslera, Guillermo Varela, Sebastián Cáceres, Mathías Olivera, Matías Viña, Federico Valverde, Manuel Ugarte, Rodrigo Bentancur, Maximiliano Araújo, Federico Viñas, Darwin Núñez

📋 Saudi Arabia teamsheet is out. Mohammed Al-Owais, Saud Abdulhamid, Hassan Altambakti, Abdulelah Al-Amri, Moteb Al-Harbi, Mohammed Abu Al-Shamat, Mohamed Kanno, Abdullah Al-Khaibari, Salem Al-Dawsari, Musab Al Juwayr, Firas Al-Buraikan

🟨 Yellow card for M. De Cuyper. Belgium can still win this, but Miles Smith would prefer no further contributions to the referee's collection.

⚽ 66' — R. Lukaku equalises. Belgium 1–1 Egypt. Miles Smith breathes again.

🔔 Half time. Belgium 0–1 Egypt. Beverley Eames leads at the break — don't get comfortable.

🟨 Trouble brewing for Egypt as A. Fatouh receives a yellow. Beverley Eames have immediately become concerned citizens.

⚽ 19' — E. Ashour. Egypt lead 0–1. Beverley Eames is grinning.

⚽ E. Ashour puts Egypt ahead. 0–1. Beverley Eames is delighted.

🟨 T. Castagne enters the book for Belgium. Miles Smith currently pretending they know exactly what the suspension threshold is.

🟨 M. Attia enters the book for Egypt. Beverley Eames currently pretending they know exactly what the suspension threshold is.

🏟️ Kick off. Belgium vs Egypt is underway. Miles Smith, Beverley Eames have skin in this one.

⏱️ Spain and Cape Verde share the points. 0–0.

🟨 The referee reaches for the card and it's Pedri of Spain. Miles Smith are requesting fewer tackles and more goals.

🏟️ Belgium vs Egypt kicks off at 20:00. Who takes it?

📋 Egypt lineup confirmed. Mostafa Shobeir, Mohamed Hany, Yasser Ibrahim, Hamdy Fathy, Ahmed Fatouh, Mohanad Lasheen, Marwan Attia, Mohamed Salah, Emam Ashour, Mostafa Ziko, Omar Marmoush

📋 Belgium lineup confirmed. Thibaut Courtois, Thomas Meunier, Nathan Ngoy, Brandon Mechele, Timothy Castagne, Amadou Onana, Youri Tielemans, Jérémy Doku, Kevin De Bruyne, Leandro Trossard, Charles De Ketelaere

🟨 S. Lopes Cabral enters the book for Cape Verde. Tracy Wyatt currently pretending they know exactly what the suspension threshold is.

🔔 Half time: Spain 0–0 Cape Verde. All to play for.

🏟️ Kick off. Spain vs Cape Verde is underway. Miles Smith, Tracy Wyatt have skin in this one.

📋 Cape Verde Islands teamsheet is out. Vozinha, Steven Moreira, Pico, Diney Borges, Sidny Lopes Cabral, Kevin Lenini, Laros Duarte, Ryan Mendes, Jamiro Monteiro, Jovane Cabral, Dailon Rocha Livramento

📋 Spain teamsheet is out. Unai Simón, Marcos Llorente, Pau Cubarsí, Aymeric Laporte, Marc Cucurella, Pedri, Rodri, Fabián Ruiz, Ferran Torres, Mikel Oyarzabal, Pablo Gavi

⏱️ That's it. Sweden 5–1 Tunisia. Sarah Wiltshire celebrates. Sue McCloud does not.

⚽ Y. Ayari puts Sweden ahead. 5–1. Sarah Wiltshire is delighted.

⚽ 84' — M. Svanberg. Sweden 4–1 Tunisia. Good news for Sarah Wiltshire.

⚽ M. Svanberg puts Sweden ahead. 4–1. Sarah Wiltshire is delighted.

⚽ 86' — M. Svanberg. Sweden lead 4–1. Sarah Wiltshire is grinning.

⚽ 7' — Yasin Ayari. Sweden lead 3–1. Sarah Wiltshire is grinning.

⚽ Alexander Isak puts Sweden ahead. 3–1. Sarah Wiltshire is delighted.

⚽ Jamie Ross joins the competition. Dreams of lifting the trophy begin now.

📣 John Jacobs is now part of the sweepstake. The banter can begin.

🤝 Manny Williams has joined the sweepstake. The tournament hasn't started and the excuses are already prepared.

🏆 Jenny Eldred has arrived. The trophy remains unmoved.

🚨 New entrant: sue mccloud. The sweepstake just got a little more competitive.

⚡ Beverley Eames joins the field. One step closer to football immortality.

🎟️ Joseph Cogan has entered the sweepstake. The scouting report is already being written.

🚨 New entrant: Chris Shaw. The sweepstake just got a little more competitive.

📣 Matt Cutter is now part of the sweepstake. The banter can begin.

🎟️ John Jacobs has entered the sweepstake. The scouting report is already being written.

👋 Grant Anderson is in. Confidence levels are reportedly very high.

📋 Miles Smith joins the teamsheet. Expectations have been set unrealistically high.

👋 Antony Madden is in. Confidence levels are reportedly very high.

📣 Antony Madden is now part of the sweepstake. The banter can begin.

🎟️ Liam Burke has entered the sweepstake. The scouting report is already being written.

🎟️ Alex Bennett has entered the sweepstake. The scouting report is already being written.

🎲 Alex Bennett takes their place in the draw. Fate will handle the rest.

📋 Miles Smith joins the teamsheet. Expectations have been set unrealistically high.

🤝 Chris Spratt has joined the sweepstake. The tournament hasn't started and the excuses are already prepared.

🧾 Registration complete. Miles Smith is ready for whatever the draw throws at them.

🧾 Registration complete. Miles Smith is ready for whatever the draw throws at them.

📋 Fabien hayler joins the teamsheet. Expectations have been set unrealistically high.

🎯 Fabien hayler joins the race for sweepstake glory.

📋 Justin Kerswell-King joins the teamsheet. Expectations have been set unrealistically high.

👀 Mark Hall has entered. Other participants are pretending not to be concerned.

🎟️ Noah Peters has entered the sweepstake. The scouting report is already being written.

🚨 New entrant: Lily-Rose Spratt. The sweepstake just got a little more competitive.

🏆 Georgina Spratt has arrived. The trophy remains unmoved.

👀 Grant Anderson has entered. Other participants are pretending not to be concerned.

🚨 New entrant: Anna Grace. The sweepstake just got a little more competitive.

📣 Rachael Ellis is now part of the sweepstake. The banter can begin.

⚡ Natalie Paterson joins the field. One step closer to football immortality.

🤝 Sue McCloud has joined the sweepstake. The tournament hasn't started and the excuses are already prepared.

🎉 Paul mccloud is in. All that's left now is drawing a decent team.

🎲 Sarah Wiltshire takes their place in the draw. Fate will handle the rest.

🎲 Arran White takes their place in the draw. Fate will handle the rest.

🍀 Justin Williams is officially in. Time to find out if luck is on their side.

🚨 New entrant: Anthony Stone. The sweepstake just got a little more competitive.

🎉 Anthony Stone is in. All that's left now is drawing a decent team.